Being stuck in an airport with nothing to do for a while, I thought I'd go over some of the weird queries that bring people to my page, in an attempt to answer their questions. All these queries are real queries!
"cycling and tonsillitis": Not a good idea to cycle with tonsillitis. I don't think you'll catch it from cycling, though, unless you start riding your bike through a hospital or something.
"cassette freewheel wireless": I don't think there are any wires in a cassette or freewheel, so by definition they're wireless.
"max speed bicycle drafting": 152 miles per hour, I think. I usually top out at 40km/hr or so since the buses don't go any faster than that, unless I catch a nice big truck or minivan.
"what does rain at times heavy mean": It means, "you're going to get wet if you go outside". Really.
"full length mirror walmart in halifax nova scotia":
boggle"sleeping around in nova scotia": not me.
"wheel squeal after rain": it means your wheel is wet, and your brake pad is drying off the rim.
"biking times nova scotia": Any time is biking time in Nova Scotia.
"halifax garbage day": The official recommendation is, "ask your neighbour when garbage day is, as they should know". Seriously.
"car running unattended in nova scotia?": Stick a potato in the exhaust?
"spanging videos": I have no idea what spanging is, and I probably don't want to.
"coax cost per km": Per
kilometre?!
"no special pants brooks saddle b67": No, no special pants, though you might find the dye rubs off newer saddles.
Mrs Pants might know more, though.
"care for bruised stomach": Stop running into stuff?
"she revved": Oh, I'm sure she did...
"mec low rider pannier installation instructions": they're still not giving instructions? It's a bugger, isn't it? Be prepared to put the rack on and take it off a couple of times before you get it just right (don't forget to test it out with an MEC pannier). Also, a couple of strips of inner tube are handy for shims on the fork.
And, just as I finished typing that last one in, my flight got called. Great timing!